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The current year marks a ten-year milestone since the phrase “ghosting” hit the common lexicon. Initially, the concept that someone could abruptly cease all contact with a partner without a word seemed like the pinnacle of disrespect. How naive we were. In the decade since, finding a significant other has only become more bewildering – an commonly fruitless pursuit in humiliation that is increasingly defined by online jargon.

Generation Z, a generation who grew up during a loneliness crisis, a masculinity crisis, and a coordinated challenge on the rights of women and the queer community, faces a significantly more chaotic terrain than their millennial predecessors could ever envision. And so their dating lexicon has grown longer and more unhinged, with expressions like “Shrekking” and “vine swinging” pushing the limits of your sanity.

What follows is a comprehensive breakdown to the words gen Z is using to navigate romance, intimacy and the search of both. To channel one of the year’s most viral memes, by the conclusion of this guide you’ll long to get back to simpler times – because where that is, it lacks “ideological catfishing”.

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Realness – In the view of Zoomers, dating’s ideal is showing up as your true, raw self. Good luck with that!

The Letter B

Avian theory – A online phenomenon connected to a methodology developed by relationship scientists, in which you point out something insignificant – for example, “I saw a bird today” – and pay attention to whether your partner’s reply is interested or disinterested. If they show no desire to hear more about the bird, you two are doomed.

Black cat girlfriend – Gen Z’s answer to the “quirky fantasy girl” trope of the early 2000s – but rather than having baby bangs, liking indie music and eschewing commitment, the mysterious partner prioritizes herself while radiating enigma and self-sufficiency. (She might still have baby bangs.)

The Letter C

Chair theory – This signifies choosing someone who helps you unprompted. If you walked into a room, they would get a seat for you to sit down.

Errand romance – A outing where two people connect while running errands, such as walking the dog or grocery shopping. In other words, how broke twentysomethings do budget-friendly romance in a inflation-era world.

Melting down – Melting down when you feel overwhelmed by life. You can crash out over a infatuation or split, spilling all of your unreciprocated feelings.

The Letter D

DINK – Dual income no kids. Once a marker of 1980s yuppie affluence, it describes partners who opt out of parenthood to prioritize their own fulfillment. Or because they find it financially impossible to become parents.

The Letter E

Emotional vibe coding – The opposite of acting aloof: utilizing dialogue, honesty and openness.

The Letter F

Indicators

• Danger signals – Behavioral quirks indicating a prospective partner is trouble. For instance calling their exes unstable, poor gratuity habits, a love of controversial director films, a new DJ career …
• Green flags – These quirks validate your decision to pursue a partner. For instance following up to make sure you got home safe after a date, minimal screen time, owning a proper bed …
• Odd but harmless traits – These typically describe specific, mostly harmless idiosyncrasies. Examples include being an enthusiastic birdwatcher, still keeping a pen in their purse, paying rent in cash …

Niche bonding – When you connect with someone who’s just as enthusiastic about films about the second world war or physical media hoarding or art or anything it may be, as you. Or, conversely, meeting someone who loathes the same things or individuals that you do (few things creates intimacy faster than sharing a nemesis).

The Letter G

Geese – A musical group a typical Zoomer guy listens to.

Ghostlighting – Someone who pops back into your life after a period of silence.

Loyal boyfriend – Someone who is friendly, eager to please and loyal. The uncommon partner who is adored by all of his partner’s friends, and a mysterious partner's counterpart.

Gooners – A mostly online community of men so preoccupied with masturbation that they attempt lengthy sessions, deliberately delaying orgasm so they can continue as long as possible.

The Letter H

Gloomy heterosexuality – A phenomenon describing many women’s increasing cynicism toward straight relationships. It will come as little surprise to anyone who read the above entry.

Traditional ideal woman – An ideal promoted by manosphere figures: a woman who is attractive, nurturing and contentedly home-oriented, who apparently has no ambitions of her own aside from satisfying her man partner. Maybe now you’re beginning to see the whole “pessimism” thing better?

The Letter I

Ick factors – Random and usually everyday repulsions that instantly kill any feelings of interest.

“Actions speak louder" – Something to tell yourself after you watch someone else receive an extremely thoughtful display.

The Letter J

Jobs – These have not been this significant in the romance landscape since the greed-is-good era. For some women, a “finance bro” is the ultimate partner: a fleece-vest-wearing, conservative-leaning guy who will be a provider (there’s a hit TikTok audio on the topic). Meanwhile the left-leaning crowd seek out partners in fields they believe are being staffed by the more nurturing among us: nurses, educators or counselors.

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Kissing – This year, scientists learned that kissing has existed for 16 million years. But the days of kissing may be limited since some gen Z want fewer sex scenes in movies, as they are having less sex themselves and do not find onscreen romance realistic.

Enhanced profile crafting – Mild deception. Or, not exactly being dishonest about who you are, but maybe using outdated (better) pictures of yourself on a dating app profile, or making your job sound more prestigious than it is. Also known as {